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Kid's Instructions on Life "Wear a hat when feeding seagulls." - Rocky, age 9"Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning." - Stephanie, age 8"Don't flush the john when your dad's in the shower." - Lamar, age 10"Never ask for anything that costs more than $5 when your parents are doing taxes." - Carrol, age 9"Never bug a pregnant mom." - Nicholas, age 11"Don't ever be too full for dessert." - Kelly, age 10"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't answer him." - Heather, age 16"Never tell your mom her diet's not working." - Michael, age 14"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat." - Joel, age 12"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone." - Alyesha, age 13"Never try to baptize a cat." - Laura, age 13"Never spit when on a roller coaster." - Scott, age 11"Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving." - Rob, age 10"Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what your mom told you to do." - Hank, age 12"Listen to your brain. It has lots of information." - Chelsey, age 7"Stay away from prunes." - Randy, age 9"Never dare your little brother to paint the family car." - Phillip, age 13"Forget the cake, go for the icing." - Cynthia, age 8"When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents." - Matthew, age 12"Remember the two places you are always welcome - church and Grandma's house." - Joanne, age 11"Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand." - Molly, age 11 |
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